meet the spy script copypasta

Moved Permanently. ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. Sorry! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. It was obvious!" Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! No that would be your mother! Oooh, big pwobwem. So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! ], Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private". Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. We need to protect the briefcase! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Click here to view the video information page. He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. (Intwo) I see the bwiefcase is safe. When BLU Spy takes one out, it appears in his hand but the case still has 6 cigarettes. If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! President of his fan club? Script. Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! It is only visible to you. Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. Gentlemen. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! ], [Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Stand back, son. ?" I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. Oh! Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. A RED Spy is in the base! ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. All rights reserved. President of his fan club? The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] It was obvious!" His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). At 1:24, the cigarette case has 6 cigarettes. Hey, it's still here! This is my story dont copy paste plz, For more information, please see our ], [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! I guarantee you'll not go hungry-. We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. What an unbelievable event! They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" Intruder Alert! Then we still have a problem. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." What'we you? Oh! Pwesident of his fan cwub? 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Oh, wait that's blood. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! A RED Spy is in the base!? Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Protect the briefcase! [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer. ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky". No? President of his fan club? This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. 1! Tense music begins]. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them. It was obvious!" Adidas F50 Adizero MiCoach - Review - J & P Sports - Deutsch - English Subtitles. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] Yo, a lil' help here!? A WED Spy is in the base! ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. "He's the RED Spy! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ", [Camera pwans ~OwO~ nuzzle to weveal thwe BWU Scwout trywing to ~OwO~ open thwe ~OwO~ cwode-locked 'Bwiefcase Woom' ~OwO~ dwoor], Scout: "Ywo, a nuzzle wil' hwelp ~OwO~ hwere!? And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Refresh and try again. View Page. | 0.23 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. Wed! The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. Cut back to reality. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. Alex19 isn't so great? While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. Stand back son. My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board also continues the question about the, The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has a reference to. Oh, wait that's bwood. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! No that would be your mother! No offence. The track "More Gun" plays. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. Alright then. 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